This is not one of those classic stories of discouragement where you end up wondering: “Should I get a dog in the first place?” or “Why do I need all this?”
Dachies are far from discouraging you, but as a long-time owner, I have some reasonable heads up that might help you get a clearer picture.
So, let’s Dach it up!
#1 Say Goodbye To Dreamy Nights
I can’t even count the number of nights spent awake next to my barking Dachie – Cooper. There is really little that you can do about this. Dachies are simply too vocal. And, too noisy!
Eventually, you get used to it (if you have solid earplugs), but the question is – will your neighbors mind? These miniature canines just never get tired of barking, especially at night.
If you live in a small city apartment or a studio, and you’re thinking about getting a Dachshund – rethink it!
#2 Off-Leash Is Never Gonna Happen
Walking your Dachie off leash in dog parks or basically anywhere in nature is just not going to happen. Both male and female Dachie puppies are prey driven, dog driven, cat driven, leaf driven, and even wind driven.
I remember losing my Cooper boy for a couple of hours in the woods two years ago. Just when I thought that this might be a good chance to initiate off-leash training – there… a raven flew by. And, Cooper went missing.
Eventually, he got tired of chasing it around and came back.
There are just too many distractions for this cute puppy. Even on their most obedient day, they will find something funny to go after.
Therefore, if you’re a nature enthusiast, and you’re dreaming about having nice, long walks with your companion – you gotta do it on-leash. Or, get a more obedient dog.
#3 You’re Not The Boss, They Are
Don’t get me wrong – Dachies are great family dogs, but boy, are they stubborn! They just love having their own way at all times. And, one extra thing – they don’t like being moved against their will!
Here’s a funny video of Cricket, a female Dachshund that resents her owner for trying to move her while she was resting.
The downside of such behavior is the fact that Dachies can even get aggressive out of protest. That’s right! If you attempt to move them – they growl. Then, they bite!
#4 Forget About Working Late
You should probably give up the idea of adopting a Dachshund if you have a way too busy working schedule. These canines just don’t like being left alone, even for a couple of hours.
The well-known condition called separation anxiety is quite common in these miniature pooches.
But, here’s the catch! Their anxious behavior doesn’t magically end once you enter the house. Quite the contrary – this dog breed continues to display self-destructive behavior even when you are around.
Chewing, scratching the floors, growling, hiding, and escaping are just some of the manifestations of this undesirable behavior.
#5 They Literally Have Too Much On Their Back
For starters, you should never think of a Dachshund puppy as a classic hunting dog. Yes, they are prey-driven and amazing small-game hunters, but they’re just not capable of going as strong as some larger breeds.
They are literally overwhelmed by simple jumping or climbing stairs. This is due to their long back and short legs, which makes them unique.
Have you ever heard of IVDD (intervertebral disc disease)? This is the number one health issue Dachies cope with, and it isn’t the result of improper parenting.
If your preference is an “indestructible” dog – better stay away from Dachshunds.
#6 They Run, And Then They Run Some More
Let me be totally honest with you. Just because this is a small dog breed doesn’t mean that Dachies don’t have big appetites in terms of exercise.
Yes, they don’t have a desirable physique for some extraordinary performance, but that doesn’t stop them from craving outdoor activities. Basically, these canines need at least an hour of good exercise during the day where they can burn off their energy.
If you fail to deliver, you can expect your Dachie to be aggressive, self-destructive, and way too moody. If you’re just looking for a laid-back dog breed – Dachies shouldn’t be your first choice. They run… a lot!
#7 So Long, Rainy Days!
Have you ever heard of WBS (wet belly syndrome). This condition is specifically related to the Dachshund dog breed, and it represents the dog’s fear of getting wet.
These canines simply don’t like going outside on a rainy day. Instead, they will do anything in their power to stop you from initiating exercise under those circumstances.
But, why don’t they like water?
Well, to be honest, would you go outside if you knew you just couldn’t avoid being entirely splashed by mud? That’s how hard it gets for Dachies.
If you’re a desperate romantic and you just love wandering around out in the rain – don’t get this short-legged dog breed. Instead, you can try a Retriever! Those are the boys who appreciate a good splash!
#8 Your Remote Is Their Chew Toy
One of Cooper’s all-time favorite chew toys is a remote control. To this day, we are perfecting the skill called “not to chew everything I use”, but unsuccessfully.
Aggressive chewing is a common phenomenon in these dogs. It derives from their hunting history, and reminds them of prey. This goes both for males and females, even though the latter might be slightly better behaved.
Eve Adamson, the nine-time best-selling New York Times author, in her piece, “Dachshunds For Dummies”, claims that female Dachies are somewhat gentler than their male counterparts, but even they are set in their own ways.
There are two solutions in this regard. First – move your TV into a neutral room. Second – give another breed a chance instead!
#9 They’re Exclusively City Boys And Girls
Having a Dachie in the country is never a good idea. This is due to their high socialization needs, as Dachies require at least weekly socialization with other dogs and other people.
Instead, they might get quite needy and hard to deal with.
Bear in mind that this is a highly intelligent dog breed. Instead of spending the most part of their day with one toy or one human – they need various activities. Hence, socialization!
#10 They Think They’re Bigger Than They Are
If you’ve ever owned a Dachshund, you’ll know this one all too well.
Despite their tiny stature, Dachshunds have no concept of size. In their mind, they’re the biggest, baddest dogs on the block. This can result in some hilarious – and sometimes dangerous – encounters.
Whether it’s taking on a dog five times their size or barking aggressively at a vacuum cleaner, they are determined to stand their ground.
This feisty spirit is adorable until they start picking fights with dogs who can actually bite back. You’ll be the one who has to intervene, only to be stared at by your Dachie like, “Why didn’t you let me handle it, Mom?” Trust me, this is not the tiny watchdog you think it is. Prepare for drama.
#11 Dachies Love Digging (And They’re Really Good At It)
Dachshunds have a natural instinct for digging, which they were originally bred for when hunting small prey. So, if you’re thinking your garden will be safe from a little furry excavation, think again.
Whether it’s your backyard or your favorite rug, Dachshunds will happily dig holes like it’s their job. It’s one of their most charming, yet destructive traits.
And don’t think putting them in a crate will help. They’ll dig at the sides like they’re tunneling to freedom. Unless you’re okay with replacing entire sections of your lawn or spending hours fixing up your furniture, be prepared to become an expert in patching up holes!
#12 Hello, Master Escapists
Dachshunds have an unparalleled determination to escape. Whether it’s through a tiny gap in the fence or sneaking out the door when you least expect it, Dachshunds are Houdinis in disguise.
No matter how many times you think you’ve secured the yard or blocked that one sneaky exit route, they’ll find a way. One minute they’re content in the backyard, the next, they’ve turned your carefully planned home into an obstacle course.
Forget about just opening the door for a quick trip to the car—it’s always a game of “catch me if you can” with your slippery little escape artist.
#13 A Serious Attitude Problem, You Say?
Dachshunds aren’t your typical cuddly, agreeable lapdog. These pups come with a side of sass that will keep you on your toes.
They know exactly what they want, when they want it, and if you don’t meet their demands? You’re in for a stubborn, slightly cranky dog who won’t think twice about ignoring you.
Whether it’s refusing to come inside, ignoring commands, or throwing a full tantrum over not getting the last treat, Dachshunds have a lot of attitude packed into that little body.
Don’t expect them to just “roll over” when asked – these dogs are proud and independent, and they’ll let you know it!
#14 They Don’t Do Well With Small Children
While Dachshunds can be very loyal to their families, they’re not always the best choice for families with young children. These little dogs are strong-willed, and they don’t always have the patience for overly curious kids.
A rambunctious toddler or a loud child might be more than your Dachie is willing to tolerate.
If your child is constantly grabbing at their ears or tail, expect some growling or snapping in response. They’re just not built to endure the unpredictability that small children bring.
As much as your child might adore them, it’s important to recognize that Dachshunds need calm, gentle handling – and that can be a tough ask in a household with young ones.
#15 Long Life Expectancy Means Long-Term Commitment
Dachshunds are known for their longevity, living up to 15 years or more. While that’s a blessing in terms of time with your pet, it also means that you’re making a significant long-term commitment.
These dogs will be with you for the long haul, and their unique needs will continue to evolve over the years.
If you’re looking for a breed that’s a bit lower maintenance and requires less commitment, you may want to think twice before adopting a Dachshund. Longevity means long-term care – and it can be a lot to handle!
#16 They’ll Never Stop Eating
Let’s be real: Dachshunds are food-obsessed. No matter how full they are, if there’s food on the counter, they’ll find a way to get to it.
This makes training them to stick to a healthy diet a constant challenge. They’ll beg, whine, and even get sneaky about trying to steal scraps.
Their appetite seems to know no bounds. And while that may seem cute when they’re tiny puppies, it quickly becomes frustrating as they grow into adults with insatiable appetites.
If you’re not diligent about their food intake, Dachshunds can quickly become overweight, which just adds to their already delicate health concerns. Prepare for a lifelong battle with your dog’s ever-growing hunger!
#17 They Hate Being Left Alone
Dachshunds are intensely loyal dogs, but that loyalty can sometimes feel more like a clinginess that doesn’t go away.
These dogs form deep bonds with their owners and can’t stand being left alone for too long. Expect a lot of whining, barking, and even destructive behavior when you leave them at home alone.
They thrive on companionship, and any absence – whether you’re stepping out for five minutes or five hours – can send them into a fit. If you’re someone who travels often or works long hours, a Dachshund might not be the best fit.
Their emotional needs are high, and they’ll make sure you know it!
#18 Aggressive Toward Other Pets
While Dachshunds are typically friendly with their family, they tend to be a little more territorial when it comes to other pets. If you have cats or other dogs, prepare for some tension. Dachshunds have a stubborn streak and may view other animals as competition for attention or resources.
They’re also hunters by nature, so smaller pets might trigger their prey drive. Don’t be surprised if your Dachie tries to chase the neighbor’s cat, or gives your dog a hard time.
If you’re planning to bring a Dachshund into a multi-pet household, make sure they’re properly socialized and that you’re prepared to mediate any pet disagreements.
#19 They’re Prone to Separation Anxiety
Last but not least, Dachshunds can develop separation anxiety more easily than other breeds.
When their human isn’t around, they can become anxious, stressed, and even destructive. It’s not unusual to come home (or daycare) to shredded cushions or chewed-up furniture if they’ve been left alone for too long.
Dachshunds crave constant companionship, and being left without owners can send them into a spiral of anxious behaviors. If you’re looking for a dog that will handle being alone in the house while you’re at work, a Dachshund might not be the best choice.
Still, You Gotta Give Them Credit For…
Loyalty
You gotta give them credit for loyalty. Despite everything you have read so far, Dachies will stick with you through thick and thin. That’s why they fairly deserve the spot on the list of the best family dogs in the world.
Show-Time
Even though they might be set in their own ways, these pooches will probably make you laugh more than make you angry.
At the end of the day – everything I truly remember with Cooper is days of laughter, fun, and sasiness.
Social Skills
They might not be the easiest dogs to potty train, but the truth is Dachies are masters of socialization! They can easily get you in social circles and make friends for you.
This is a naturally sociable dog breed that loves spending time with all types of people and all types of dogs. The downside, though, is that they get too friendly too soon. Consequently, they can end up being hurt by a much larger or more aggressive dog.
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Empathy
Yes, dogs are capable of being empathic! In her piece, Stacey Colino claims: “Dogs also have ‘affective empathy’—which is defined as the ability to understand someone else’s feelings—toward people who are important to them.”
And, Dachies are first in line to express this emotion. These doggos are capable of catching any sort of emotion, including deepest sorrow. In a strange way, these pooches are capable of helping you cope with the most depressing period of your life.
Conclusion
It is quite difficult to find the right words to conclude such a sensitive topic. So, let me begin with the following… yes, Dachies are quite demanding, high-maintenance, and sometimes even impossible to bear with.
But, at the same time – they are kind, loving, affectionate, and empathic.
It is really up to you to decide whether or not to start the Dachie journey. You, and only you, know where you stand and how much you are capable of.
The truth is that Dachie puppies are definitely not for everyone, but then again, your truth might be a little bit more truthful!
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